Happy B'day

Suddep comes to the hostel one day and says to his roommate "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Sudeep's ass, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything."

Sudeep says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and check it out." So his roommate lubes his whole hand and sticks it up Sudeep's ass. He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch.

He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your ass." Sudeep starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."

Death Due to Expired ...

A young boy of just 18 years married a 60 years old woman. In the night they made love and were very happy. Suddenly in the morning, the boy was found dead. Holly shit!! how??

The postmortem report said that, the death was due to consumption of expired milk. ha ha ha ha :D


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In a similar another case, a little girl of 16 years age married a 70 years old man. In the night they made love same way. Suddenly in the morning this time, the girl was found dead. How??

This time, the postmortem report said that the death was due to consumption of expired ghee. hehehe...!!

बाबु र छोरा

एक जना बुढाले आफ्नो छोरालाई सम्झाउदै भनेछ: छोरा हेर आजभोली जमाना धेरै खराब छ। तँ राती अबेर सम्म बाहिर तिर नबस। तँ राती राती सम्म बाहिर बस्न थालिस भने तलाई एड्स लाग्न सक्छ। तलाई एड्स लाग्यो भने तेरी बुढीलाई एड्स लाग्न सक्छ। तेरी बुढीलाई एड्स लाग्यो भने मलाई एड्स लाग्न सक्छ। मलाई एड्स लाग्यो भने तेरी आमालाई एड्स लाग्न सक्छ। तेरी आमालाई एड्स लाग्यो भने सारा गाउँलाई एड्स लाग्न सक्छ....

Holi Jokes

Gaun ki gori, lagti hai bholi!!
Bra utarkar panti kholi.
Skirt utar kar bed par soli!!
Bed par sokar mujhse boli...
Nikal pichkari aur khel holi!!!!