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Showing posts with label फाल्तु जोक्स. Show all posts
Showing posts with label फाल्तु जोक्स. Show all posts
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Japanese ... Very Fast!!
Japanese came to Nepal. He took a TAXI to go to the airport.
On THE way a HONDA overtakes,
JAPANESE:->"HONDA made in JAPAN very fast".
NEXT A TOYOTA OVERTAKES, he said "TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast."
Airport came he asked "how much?"
DRIVER:" 3000Rs"
JAPANESE:-> " Why so expensive?"
DRIVER: "METER made in Nepal very fast.".....
On THE way a HONDA overtakes,
JAPANESE:->"HONDA made in JAPAN very fast".
NEXT A TOYOTA OVERTAKES, he said "TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast."
Airport came he asked "how much?"
DRIVER:" 3000Rs"
JAPANESE:-> " Why so expensive?"
DRIVER: "METER made in Nepal very fast.".....
Saturday, May 1, 2010
फाल्तु जोक्स
एउटा होटलमा खाना खान भनेर गएको थिए। साउनीले खाना ल्याउदै भनिन्:
भात यत्ति हो!! थपि थपि खानुस् है!!!
श्यामे: तेरो घरमा आएको बेलामा चिया पनि खुवाउंदैनस्?
रामे: चिनी छैन, दुध भए त चियापत्ति मागेर भए पनि चिया बनाएर खुवाउंथे।
मुन्द्रे काठमाडौँ आउछ, अनि साथी कहाँ भेट्न जान्छ
साथी: तँ कहिले आईस?
मुन्द्रे: म SLC गरेको मान्छे, कागती हालेको लेमन टी खाएर बिराटनगर बाट रातिको night bus चढेर भर्खर आएको ब्रो...
भात यत्ति हो!! थपि थपि खानुस् है!!!
श्यामे: तेरो घरमा आएको बेलामा चिया पनि खुवाउंदैनस्?
रामे: चिनी छैन, दुध भए त चियापत्ति मागेर भए पनि चिया बनाएर खुवाउंथे।
मुन्द्रे काठमाडौँ आउछ, अनि साथी कहाँ भेट्न जान्छ
साथी: तँ कहिले आईस?
मुन्द्रे: म SLC गरेको मान्छे, कागती हालेको लेमन टी खाएर बिराटनगर बाट रातिको night bus चढेर भर्खर आएको ब्रो...
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