A virus in town...

Medical alert abt a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK). If U come in contact with dis WORK VIRUS, U should immediately go 2 d nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre 2 take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER), "Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). Choice is yours!


Cheers!!

खुशी

जया : "भाइ, तेरो घर बाट आजकाल तिमिहरु बुढाबुढि हासेको आवाज निकै आउछ, किन हो अचेल निकै खुशी भएका रहेछौ ।"

सन्प : "...के को खुसी हुनु नि जया दिदि ? उसित सधै झगडा पर्छ, उस्ले हाथमा जे आयो त्येस्ले हिर्काउछे..लाग्यो भने उ हास्छे लागेन भने म हास्छु...!!"

Question!

Question By The STUDENTS!!

If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All The Subjects, Then..

How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subjects??

Japanese ... Very Fast!!

Japanese came to Nepal. He took a TAXI to go to the airport.



On THE way a HONDA overtakes,

JAPANESE:->"HONDA made in JAPAN very fast".
NEXT A TOYOTA OVERTAKES, he said "TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast."



Airport came he asked "how much?"


DRIVER:" 3000Rs"
JAPANESE:-> " Why so expensive?"
DRIVER: "METER made in Nepal very fast.".....

Nepali Ukhan Tukka

कती जोक्स मात्र पढ्नु बरु यो रिमिक्स उखान टुक्का पढ्ने कि ???

1) नपाउनेले माइक्रोवेभ पायो आइसक्रिम तताएर खायो !!


२) पण्डितको टुप्पी न एन्टिना न एरिएल !!

३) भन्सारमा सुन छ, लिन गए थुन्छ !!

४) अर्थ न बर्थको पप गीत गाई , घर छ झुपडी घाटीमा टाई !!

५ आमा बाबुको मन छोरा छोरी माथि , छोरा छोरीको मन डिस्को र वाईन माथि !!

६) चाउ चाउ पकाउनु पर्दैन, साली फकाउनु पर्दैन !!

७ ) बाँदरको हातमा आइफोन !!!!!!!!