Funny Animals

Happy B'day

Suddep comes to the hostel one day and says to his roommate "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Sudeep's ass, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything."

Sudeep says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and check it out." So his roommate lubes his whole hand and sticks it up Sudeep's ass. He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch.

He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your ass." Sudeep starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."

Death Due to Expired ...

A young boy of just 18 years married a 60 years old woman. In the night they made love and were very happy. Suddenly in the morning, the boy was found dead. Holly shit!! how??

The postmortem report said that, the death was due to consumption of expired milk. ha ha ha ha :D


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In a similar another case, a little girl of 16 years age married a 70 years old man. In the night they made love same way. Suddenly in the morning this time, the girl was found dead. How??

This time, the postmortem report said that the death was due to consumption of expired ghee. hehehe...!!

पिन्टु

पिन्टु को बाउ को तिन वटा सन्तान. बिचको छोरी को नाम पिन्टु हो भने पहिलो र दोस्रो को नाम के हो?

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आएन?? तल हेर्नुस ...

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